The showstopper of the afternoon Sports activities is the Men and Womens' Tug o' War contest. This is a keenly fought battle with little mercy shown by either team. Judging by the numbers on each side, it's usually the Women that pull the Blokes!!! (Now THERE'S a switch!!)
"The Ladies Team" "The Gents Team" (no contest really...)
"Me and Ranulph were about here when the bloody engine on the snowmobile froze!"
Seriously though, a visit to the Fete is a must for residents and visitors alike. One of the best around the County -
THE FAIR -
This year, by “Royal Decree”, and to celebrate 40 years of National Trust involvement in Sissinghurst Castle Gardens, the village annual bash was held in the Castle grounds. After months of detailed planning, and a complete disregard for the Law According to Murphy, the Fete went ahead as scheduled. As this year’s celebratory epic was to take place away from the usual Jubilee Field location, a bus service was planned to ferry the villagers back and forth to the site at regular half hour intervals. It was at that point, that good old Murphy and his theories were put into practice!
Access to the Castle is little more than a single track road, so if you add a few hundred cars and a large bus to the mix at the same instant -
“Her Ladyship” and friend, trying to get their cakes to the Tea Tent, got fed up waiting in the car about a mile from their destination, and walked the rest of the way. According to rumour, they could have sold them ten times over to the waiting queues, before they even got there. This could have been a blessing in disguise, due to initial problems encountered with the “local power supply.” We’re given to understand that “Our Urse”, the refreshments organiser, was seen to be blowing more fuses than the generators!
However, us mere mortals, having long since given up waiting for the bus, (which, unsurprisingly, rarely turned up because it couldn’t get to the Castle to turn round and come back again.), and determined to get to Terry’s Bottle Stall, decided to walk the route, thus placing all and sundry in severe danger of either being “wing-
Still, once everyone had made their way to the grounds, all was sweetness and light. Everything worked; the sun was shining and the cash was flowing. -
Unfortunately, due to the unexpected number of visitors attending the Fete, over 3500 by all accounts, (did someone omit to count the tourists already in the Castle grounds?), things started to run out... By mid afternoon, there was only “Bangers -
But, all credit goes to folks like our very own Village Rep, “Citizen” Smith, tirelessly spending hours presiding over a hot Barbie, the Ladies in the refreshment tent attending to a never-
All profits and donations go to Village organisations including Bun Penny Club, Derby & Joan, Cubs, Brownies, Football Club and St.George’s Institute etc.
Maypole dancing in August? Why Not!
Kids’ Sack Race. We said KIDS!!
Those darn Travellers will park anywhere!
Very Clever! How do you get the NUDGE to work?
Stallholders enjoying the afternoon sunshine -
The kids can also get their "kicks" on the model Steam Train. This is a thrill-
Music for the afternoon is provided by a lively group of musicians with a mixture of Rock and Easy Listening. The PA system is also provided by a lively bunch, although synchronism between the two is not often achieved.......... (and true to form on village occasions such as this, the system is almost guaranteed to fall over just when your winning ticket number in the raffle is about to be called out !!)
For those stricken by hunger and thirst during the afternoon's activities, the "Beer Tent" is annually operated by the local primary school PTA. Nicknamed by some as "The Highwaymen", (origin unknown, but in no way connected with the beer prices....) their sterling efforts have always been a credit to the show.
If you really need to cool down, you can always join the three mile queue at the Ice Cream Wagon....
Well known local figure commences opening ceremony. (He's the one in front of the one in front of the one with the blue shirt...)
However, once the proceedings get under way, the entertainment is absolutely one-
Mr. M. looks worried whilst a representative from Trading Standards checks his equipment.
Plenty of "hot" stuff is available on the bric-
This is it people -
The official opening is always held at 2.00pm sharp by a well known village celebrity, although it is strongly rumoured that the Guest of Honour's punctuality may be occasionally affected by local time zone differences....
SISSINGHURST VILLAGE FETE
(or FAIR depending on where you're from..)